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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Boo! "Boo" who? Don't cry; it's only a joke!

Why did the turtle cross the street? To get to the pond!

What did the owl say to the pussycat? "Whoo?

Newfie scientists build space ship with Spruce, Oak and Birch for traveling to the sun. They will launch the ship at night, when the sun is down.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~George Carlin

Who borrowed from Peter to pay Paul? John

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo Boo Who?

What do you get when you cross a c with a horse? A c-horse!!!

How many Newfies it takes to change a light bulb? A: 10, one to hold the bulb while the others turn the house.

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Why is the moon so bright on a full moon night?


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